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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

For want of a paper towel...

Guest Writer - Bobby Beaver

I don't usually have "guest writers" for ViewPoint, but a good friend has some very good points. Take a look at what Bobby Beaver has to say about World Dryer Corporation...


I hate World Dryer Corporation.

Oh, I'm sure they're a fine corporate citizen; presumably bringing jobs to hundreds of Illinois citizens, paying taxes, and manufacturing a fine product. It's not the actual company I have a problem with, nor the product they produce. I contend that the product they sell is based on a flawed model.

World Dryer Corporation is arguably the largest producer of hand driers, those commercial hot air machines found in restaurants and other retail establishments. They would have us believe that these dryers are the best way to dry your hands after washing them. Can these dated relics make it in this fast-paced internet based world of today?

World Dryer would have us believe that their devices are good for the environment.
Are they? The average dryer consumes 20 amps of electricity, quite a bit. Imagine twenty light bulbs all burning. Two and a half vacuum cleaners. 30 small televisions. Where does this electricity come from? Fossil fuels, spewing smoke and particulates. Nuclear power plants emitting radioactive waste products. So friendly for the environment...

World Dryer also would have us believe that they eliminate restroom waste, making for cleaner restrooms. Retailers obviously think so, for it leads to restroom neglect. Making some of the nastiest restrooms imaginable. Plenty of waste. All of it all over the floor.

The company would also have us believe that it "eliminates chapping." Aside from the occasional obsessive-compulsive person, I couldn't think of anyone getting chapped hands from drying them with a paper towel.

So much for dubious claims. Now, for facts.

While World Dryer dryers are admittedly reliable, I have seen dryers which blew, but did not blow hot. I've seen dryers that got hot, but didn't blow. And the most egregious example was a 220V dryer hooked to a 110V power line, which neither blew nor got hot to any satisfaction.

World Dryer dryers are natural targets for vandalism. Usually by "modifying" the printed instructions by scratching out key letters. "Press Butt..." and that’s the only part I can print in such a public article. I've also seen dryers which someone attempted to forcibly removed, some clogged with debris, or others that had their nozzles ripped off.

You cannot blow your nose in a World Dryer dryer. You also cannot blot a spilled drink or food product from your clothes. You can't wrap food in it. Or any number of other things a person does with a paper towel. It is, as its name suggests, a hand dryer. Nothing more.

The average World Dryer dryer does not dry your hands with a single press of the button. Two presses are required. Actually one and a half. Why the shortened drying time? Because most people walk off in frustration after the first press.

Drying hands takes time. You can dry your hands with a paper towel in less than 5 seconds, and this can be done while walking. However, this process with a World Dryer dryer takes almost a minute, an eternity which you are tethered to the dryer's six inch or so range. With both hands occupied. Time wasted, in a world where time is a commodity.

By their pure nature, World Dryer dryers produce a large amount of waste heat. Heat that collects in the confined space of the restroom. This heat can only be dissipated by the use of air conditioning. Which consumes even more electricity.

World Dryer dryers actually lead to a lack of hand washing. So many have walked into a restroom and groaned when confronted with a hand dryer and no paper towels. So, in the interest of time saving, we skip the sink and walk right out the door, our hands swarming with bacteria and... Well, you decide what.

So exists the evidence that World Dryer has been selling a flawed product for decades.
For the simple effort of trying to save a paper towel, so many of us are subjected to the infuriating delay and lack of dryness created by these unwanted blights of the restroom.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

People prejudiced

The older I get the less tolerant I am of...well...people. People, in general, are kind of annoying. When I drive somewhere I can count on people cutting me off on the freeway. People sometimes talk on cel phones during a movie. People take their time at the ATM instead of using it as it was meant to be used (a quick access to cash, not a chance to review your bank statement in detail).

Now don't get me wrong. I like people. I just find them annoying.

I decided a while back that I was going to turn off my "internal filter." After years of having "political correctness" shoved down my throat I've decided I simply have no taste for it. And who does political correctness protect? People. And how does it protect them? It keeps their feelings from being hurt.

Wah.

So your feelings get hurt? So you get offended? So you have to go to therapy twice a week because your fragile little ego got bruised when you heard my opinion? Wah, wah, wah.

Go get a backbone, ya panzy.

I'm sick and tired of having to monitor every word I say because one group or another will decide to sue me over it. And I'm tired of everything I watch, hear or read being "dumbed down" so there's no chance of anyone taking offense.

Recently, Tim Hardaway made the statement that he "hates gay people." Of course, he's NOW released a statement that says he DOES NOT hate gay people.

Then there's Grey's Anatomy star, Isaiah Washington, and the controversy surrounding the alleged comments he made to his homosexual co-star.

Now I'm forced to release this statement, courtesy of ViewOnline Magazine - "I don't give a crap."

When did it become illegal to not like someone?

There are laws in place to protect individuals from discrimination. You can't legally be denied a job, a bank loan, a place of residence, etc. because of your race, age, sexual preferences or the fact that you like Pat Benatar. Well... maybe the Pat Benatar thing. But the point is, your rights are protected. Now...what about mine?

I'm a white, male Christian conservative who owns a gun and lives in a state with an enforced death penalty. If anybody is discriminated against in this country it's me. You don't see me suing every time one the extreme left celebrities goes on the Academy awards and slams my President for a war everybody demanded in the first place, do ya?

Because I don't like ambiguity... here are the things I believe that might offend someone:

- Homosexuality is not a genetic predisposition, it's a lifestyle choice
- I have a right to have a gun and the will to use one
- God created the universe
- Evolution is a fact
- No, the two aren't incompatible
- The "minority curve" has shifted so that blacks, Hispanics, homosexuals, Asians and other groups now get preferential treatment over Caucasians
- The IRS needs a governing body to audit their operations every year
- Mimes are scary
- Abortion is murder
- Marijuana should be legal
- Intellectual property laws should be abolished
- The world has devolved into a Miranda Rights kind of place where everything you say can and will be used against you in a court of the public eye

Now, here's the thing... Nowhere in that list did I say "I hate gays," (except when I was quoting basketball players) or that I'm a racist or that I hate anyone who doesn't share my religious views. It'll be taken that way, though. Why? Because people are dead set on being offended.

That's why people annoy me.

J. Kevin Tumlinson is the Editor of ViewOnline Magazine and a Producer with Hat Digital Media. He is prejudiced against morons.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Shutting Windows for good

I have a problem with Windows Vista.

I know what you're thinking, "Sheesh, you're not alone." But considering that I don't OWN a copy o f Windows Vista I'd say my problem is, not unique but noteable.

Here's the thing... it's just so darned unnecessary.

Windows XP is a perfectly useable operating system, right? I mean, sure, it's had it's ups and downs. Some security issues. Some glitches and bugs that had to be worked out. But overall it weathered the storm and became the kind of operating system you might reasonably expect from Microsoft. Functional, aesthetically pleasing and working 80% of the time without major glitches.

Now, that said, it DID have glitches. And they were things that annoyed me. The problems with using Remote Desktop, for example. Problems with networking. Problems with mysterious, hidden files that track my every digital movement. Problems with software I need not running properly.

From what I've read and seen THOSE problems still exist in Vista. Only now you have the added bonus of a totalitarian OS that demands that every move you make be authorized and determines on its own that since you added a new hard drive AND new RAM you have a new computer so it's going to shut down now.

No wonder I went Mac.

I was the biggest proponent for Windows. I truly was. "There's nothing you can do on your expensive Mac that I can't do on my cheap and flexible Windows system." Only the "flexible" part turned out to be a lie and if I have to buy a new OS every time I upgrade my motherboard then it's not exactly cheap, is it?

I had a conundrum. Vista has ticked me off so bad that I no longer wanted to have anything to do with Microsoft at all. But what alternative did I have? I've managed to purchase exactly two Macs at this point and I have half a dozen PCs gently roasting me in my tiny little office. They all serve a purpose. What was I to do?

Linux. Dang it all, but Linux will save the day.

I had been hesitant to make the move but once Vista hit the market I found myself feeling it more and more. I had to get away. I had to break free from this stupid, useless, money sucking monster that wasn't going to rest until it had drained me of every last penny and had control of every document, video, song and photo on my hard drive. Microsoft seems to have an agenda, and that can be no less than "Total Digital Domination." So... I ditched 'em.

Recently I installed Ubuntu on one of my PCs. After giving it a thorough shakedown I've determined that "Open Source is good," and I now intend to start putting it on other machines.

Of course, I'm also going to try some of the other Linux suites out there. Hey, they're free so why not?

So it's a whole new world for me, OS wise. I've decided that if it ain't Mac then it's going to be Linux. There are Open Source alternatives for all of the software I use so that's a bonus. And it meets my two major requirements - it's free and it ain't Microsoft.

I'll let you know how it goes.

J. Kevin Tumlinson is the Editor of ViewOnline Magazine and a Producer with Hat Digital Media. He wants to install Linux on his wristwatch.

 
     

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